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Have a Great Day! JK, Go Fuck Yourself

‘Go Fuck Yourself’ Tee - Caramel

‘Go Fuck Yourself’ Tee - Caramel

‘Go Fuck Yourself’ Tee - Caramel

$45.00 USD
$45.00 USD
‘Go Fuck Yourself’ Tee - Graphite

‘Go Fuck Yourself’ Tee - Graphite

‘Go Fuck Yourself’ Tee - Graphite

$45.00 USD
$45.00 USD

Hang In There...It Gets Worse

‘It Gets Worse’ Tee - Graphite

‘It Gets Worse’ Tee - Graphite

‘It Gets Worse’ Tee - Graphite

$45.00 USD
$45.00 USD
‘It Gets Worse’ Tee - Oatmeal

‘It Gets Worse’ Tee - Oatmeal

‘It Gets Worse’ Tee - Oatmeal

$45.00 USD
$45.00 USD

The Sh*t People Say

  • Mike T.

    Wore my ..It Burns When I Pee.. tee to the grocery store. Some concerned stranger gave me a bottle of cranberry juice. This shirt’s got perks!

  • Ethan J.

    Showed up in ‘Have a Great Day… Just Kidding, Go F*ck Yourself’ at a family dinner. Grandma laughed so hard she snorted mashed potatoes. Totally worth it.

  • Ryan T.

    Not Nice has this wild mix of sarcasm and top-notch quality. It’s like they’re in on the joke, but the clothes are still legit enough to wear anywhere.

  • Jessica M.

    Wore ‘It Burns When I Pee’ on a first date. He ghosted me.

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It Burns When I Pee

‘It Burns When I Pee’ Tee - Pink

‘It Burns When I Pee’ Tee - Pink

‘It Burns When I Pee’ Tee - Pink

$45.00 USD
$45.00 USD
‘It Burns When I Pee’ Tee - Oatmeal

‘It Burns When I Pee’ Tee - Oatmeal

‘It Burns When I Pee’ Tee - Oatmeal

$45.00 USD
$45.00 USD

The Story of Not Nice

Not Nice was born out of a desire to shake things up. We’re here to make you look cool, but also make you think, make you laugh, and maybe even make you question what it means to be ‘nice’ in the first place

Suck My Positivity

‘Suck My Positivity’ Tee - Dusty Gray

‘Suck My Positivity’ Tee - Dusty Gray

‘Suck My Positivity’ Tee - Dusty Gray

$45.00 USD
$45.00 USD
‘Suck My Positivity’ Tee - Graphite

‘Suck My Positivity’ Tee - Graphite

‘Suck My Positivity’ Tee - Graphite

$45.00 USD
$45.00 USD

Being Not Nice Doesn’t Mean We Don’t Care

Just because we’re “Not Nice” doesn’t mean we’re heartless. Every time you purchase from us, $1 goes to the “Not Nice Karma Foundation,” where we turn sarcasm into something genuinely good. 

Curious about the nice things we’ve been up to? Check out our social media, where you’ll see how small acts of kindness can make a big difference.

Not Nice Classics

The Polite Edition

Introducing The Polite Edition by Not Nice—because even rebels know when to... 

The Polite Edition

The Polite Edition Tee - Behave

The Polite Edition Tee - Behave

The Polite Edition Tee - Behave

$60.00 USD
$60.00 USD

Don’t hold back, we can take it.

Got a problem? Email us at youmad@notnice.store and we’ll sort it out.